Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
