Don't you send me to vm
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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