Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
