Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
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I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
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Goodbee
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
We smell like vodka and hangover
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