I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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