I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
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I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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