He managed to light the Jello on fire...
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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