doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
it's great music for shaving your balls
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
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He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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