dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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