Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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