butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Randomize
