Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
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Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
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I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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