I'm gonna have a badass scar
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
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After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
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I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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