That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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I need you to use more vowels.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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