wat bout pragnant strippers??
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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