I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
drinking out of a sandbucket again
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
