do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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