Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
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I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Terrible idea I love it
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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