I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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