So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
