At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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