turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
No subtext here. People are naked.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
