i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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