i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
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Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
All I want is dick and wine.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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