Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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