dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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