Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I wish I only lived at night.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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