It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
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Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
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He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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