i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
