and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
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some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
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eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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