Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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