Is it normal to miss your booty call?
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
