Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
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my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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