SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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