Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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