Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Randomize