Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
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There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
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I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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