Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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