The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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