I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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