dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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