i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
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THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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