she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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