she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
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So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
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I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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