is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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