Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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