I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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