Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
