Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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