Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
she smelled like a LAN party
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
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