Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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