im drinking this country out of the recession.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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