I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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