How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
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