I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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