We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
