Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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