Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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